Santa. Banta Jokes. How The Internet Got Started , According To The Bible. Please do not GOOGLE this one or check with Snopes. They will lie to you.. Trust Me. In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, . The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS). And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drum heads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, . And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). That is how it all began. And that's the truth. I would not make up this stuff. Jokes. Now a days teachers are not allowed to say or write anything negative.. A few interesting letters from teachers to get around this.... Dear Parent,We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple- minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have, however, humbly requested him to stoop to our level and condescend to do his homework. Your support is appreciated. Yours anxiously,Teacher. Dear Parent,Your child's distaste for mundane subjects such as mathematics shows an imaginative mind. Why, he wonders, does the square of the hypotenuse have to be equal to the square of the other two sides in a right- angled triangle? It is no wonder that he has scored a splendid zero in his math exam. Unfortunately, even brilliant students have to pass exams. Could you gently break that news to him? Yours entreatingly,Teacher. Dear Parent,We are pleased your child has one of the same qualities that Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company, possessed. Like him, your son believes that history is bunk. But it may be best to disabuse him of the notion that the Mughal emperors were Amar, Akbar and Anthony. Nage Nataka Kannada Drama Jokes Nataka Haasya Comedy Songs Mp3 Downloads from popular artists Visit KannadaAudio.com. Dhirendra Gopal, Master Hirannaya, Mimicry. Funny Hindi Jokes Funny Jokes in Hindi Funny Hindi SMS Jokes Jocks in Hindi Desi Jokes in Hindi. Clean and Funny Good Jokes from Will and Guy Air Crash Victims: True? I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be. Welcome to Kannada SMS section of this site. Here you will find various type of sms collected in kannada like kannada love sms, sad kannada sms, funny kannada sms. Yours beseechingly,Teacher. Dear Parent,Your child submitted a blank paper for last week's science test, influenced perhaps by Albert Camus who said 'Whether the earth or the sun revolves around the other is a matter of profound indifference'. Your son shares that profound indifference, undoubtedly for philosophical reasons. But could you inform him that in order to study philosophy, he has to pass class eight first? Yours plaintively,Teacher. Dear Parent,Your son has obviously read Friedrich Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil, which is why he was copying from the boy next to him during yesterday's test. Like Nietzsche, he believes that Supermen like him have little use for conventional notions of morality. The teacher who caught him copying is a conventional type who gave him a zero. Yours desperately,Teacher. Dear Parent,We are impressed by your child's knowledge of martial arts. In the past month, he has broken two legs, four arms and three noses. He also shows prudence while fighting, taking care to pick on weaker boys. For some reason, however, the fathers of the boys who were beaten up are planning to go to your home with hockey sticks. Comedy Scripts - A Showcase for Original Scripts on the Net! See new additions below or pick your genre on the left. Please Note: If you wish to contact any of the. Yours wretchedly,Teacher.
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